Tribute to Prof Snorlax

As everyone knows, Professors are supposed to be very smart and thinking about important matters. However, you see Professors who have parents tt let them grow fat and not exercise, play everyday up to 20+ hours of games or mugmugmug like crazi tt he remembers wat he studied in just exactly a short time, setting down standards that his siblings should also do lyk him. Then he'll commence showing his position as a elder brother in his family, playing 20+ ours of games or mass spam download anime, demoralizing his brother and even showing no concern but bully his brother who's still taking PSLE. His mum allows him to do wat he wants, e.g. playing and watching anime and he plays behind his mother's back while she teaches his younger brother.
Such professors do not have elder brothers who are overseas and require immediate financial overseas support from their parents, hence they are able to purchase new and hip stuff lyk PSP, PS3, XBOX 360, etc... Such is the case of Joshua. He can play for long hours, mebbe even not resting at all, which explains the lack of exercise, obesity and relaxation of the brain to absorb information in a short time.
So ppl who are elder brothers or first children are able to buy all they want and enjoy absolute freedom to boss around and think evrything shld be accorded to them. Prof Snorlax has such amassed knowledge due to these above factors and experiences no restriction.
One "happy" fact is tt Prof Snorlax is VERI RICH, as his parents can afford high electricity bills. One sad fact is tt Prof Snorlax watches anime but doesnt learn the language, so when one day comes when Spanish subtitles are only available so he's gonna cry and his brother will SMILE.
So when Professor was a cute little Munchlax, he complained about poor english but when he rose to become a important and respectable professor in his field, he still has a good mastery of the language but he is reluctant to learn a new language, and it's sadly, a bane to him.
He's also a good mugger of biology, he said, "I only nid to study 4 topics of bio in 4 hours, and rmb the remaining 5 topics of bio and yet get a HIGH Distinction for Sophisticated, distinguishing myself from my peers. I'm hence happy too coz I'm gonna buy a PSP too."